FONSECA NET NEWS 02/24/10
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Elizabeth Hurley flashed a bit of tit at a formal even in London last night, attending in a sari. She wore nothing UNDER that sari, though, so her boob was on display for all to see!
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Lindsay Lohan revealed this week that she has been struggling with cocaine and alcohol abuse, problems that she blames on her father, and now she’s fleeing the country. The actress announced on her twitter that she intends to re-locate to the UK.
Is this a not-very-discreet dig at Sam Ronson?
Actor Gary Busey has welcomed a son with girlfriend Steffanie Sampson. Luke Sampson Busey was born early yesterday morning. The 65-year-old actor also has two other children from past relationships.
Not to be outdone by her previous bizarre photoshoots, Lady GaGa has appeared on the cover of the newest “Q” magazine wearing a strap-on dildo. According to the singer, “One of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?” (I actually didn’t want that, but I thank you for your consideration of my needs, GaGa.)
The plot thickens where “Growing Pains” actor Andrew Koenig’s mysterious disappearance is concerned. His family has confirmed that he suffered from depression, friends say that he gave away many of his belongings and turned off his phone right before he went missing, and now, a visit to his apartment by buddy Lance Miccio has found it completely cleaned out. Miccio says that Koenig mentioned moving to Vancouver to “start over,” and authorities say that after reported sightings in that area, they still consider this a search for a “living person.”
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Is Whitney Houston back on the wagon? According to the rumor mill, she may be, and she’s doing nothing to discourage the talk. The opening night of her Australia tour was this week, and she barely made it through her songs, having to take a break after performing only two numbers. Fans said she seemed extremely tired and disoriented. If only the effects of jet lag and crack weren’t so similar, we would know for sure…
Funny or Die does it again… This time it’s Pat O’Brien’s All Access Insider at the Olympics.
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NEW TREND: DATING PRENUPS
In today’s New York Post there’s an interesting “trend” piece about unmarried couples who are drawing up formal and informal “cohabitation agreements” (dating “prenups” if you will) before moving in together. The agreements cover everything from who handles which chores, which person pays certain bills, and who gets what in the event of a breakup. Basically, more and more couples are drawing up these pre-nuptial-esque agreements, especially those who move in together earlier than they would normally, thanks to the tanking economy. So, I wondered, what does the average dude or chick think about this trend? Would he/she sign one? For that matter, would you?
DID YOU KNOW THERE’S AN OLYMPIC SPORT THAT WOMAN ARE ACTUALLY BARRED FROM?
I was interested to find out that before men compete in the Olympic ski jump competition and the Nordic combined, that women are testing out the hills for them. This is particularly significant considering that women are barred from competing in these two events. And yet two women agreed to act as forerunners – the athletes that test out the jumps and runs to make sure conditions are optimal – in ski jumping this year. While these two ladies seem to be thrilled to be involved in the Olympics at all, other world-class female skiers are not cool with them participating and refused invitations to participate as forerunners because they believe it sends a message that it’s OK for women to watch from the sidelines. In fact, some female skiers were so upset about not being able to compete in 2012, that 15 of them filed a lawsuit in the Canadian courts. But the Supreme Court ruled against them.
OK, so I can understand why they’re so pissed… If women are good enough to test the runs, why can’t they compete on them? The International Olympic Committee says it’s because the category does not have enough elite female competitors at this time, but the International Ski Federation claims that’s certainly not the case. Here’s hoping that women will be allowed to compete in 2014 – the I.O.C. will vote on the matter again next year. Hopefully, they’ll give it a thumbs-up then, along with pole dancing. More info in the link below.
50% OF 6-YEAR-OLDS IN BRITAIN THINK THEY ARE FAT
Believe it or not, most 12-year-olds in Britain think they are too fat, while half of the country’s six-year-olds say they would like to be skinnier. Half the six-year-olds asked to pick their ideal body shape from a range of digitally altered images of themselves chose one that was three sizes smaller than the real image – the slimmest option they could choose. Many of the girls questioned in the study, by Cambridge University, said they thought being skinnier would make them more popular.
The mother of six-year-old Saffron Davis, who opted for the thinnest image, said the attention given to size zero models was responsible for making normal children overweight. “Saffron looks through my magazines and says her legs are fat. There is a worrying culture of girls thinking they’re overweight from a very young age,” she said. Last week it was reported that Davis’ five-year-old Lucy, 51 lbs, had been classed as “unhealthily fat” because she was one per cent over her ideal Body Mass Index.
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT AND I’M BOTHERED BY IT
Guy is bothered that his girlfriend is gaining weight… “My girlfriend and I have been dating for several years. I’ve tried to get her to marry me on occasion, but she seems content with the way things are. I still nudge her about it from time to time, but since it never works, I’ve given up and now just accept our relationship for what it is. That’s not my problem… my problem is her weight.
Lately, I’ve noticed that her weight is spiraling out of control. Her belly and butt are starting to get very flabby and she can’t fit into her clothes anymore. I’ve tried to make very subtle suggestions to her about this mess, but she doesn’t pick up on them, doesn’t care or can’t help herself.
So my question is this: How can I deal with this? I don’t want a fatty hanging off my arm, and I don’t want the poor woman dropping dead of a heart attack or a stroke. Like most females, she’s very sensitive about her appearance. Furthermore, the last thing she needs is me nagging her after a long day on the mean streets. What do you think I should do? What can I say to her that she won’t interpret as an insult?”
