FONSECA NET NEWS 02/25/10
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A farmer has found inspiration in the last place you would expect – Lady GaGa! A UK farmer modeled his new scarecrow after GaGa’s outfit at the recent Brit Awards. He says he’s hopeful that the scarecrow will scare off the pigeon destroying his cops.
PETA BILLBOARD: Have you seen the new PETA billboard featuring Tiger Woods? PETA announced yesterday that they plan to perch the controversial billboard near the slut golfer’s estate in suburban Orlando. The billboard reads: “Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing … For Little Tigers Too. Help Keep Your Cats (and Dogs) Out of Trouble: Always Spay or Neuter! PETA.” The ad is a part of PETA’s campaign to encourage pet owners to spay and neuter their animals.
BEDAZZLED V-SPOT: Known as “Vajazzled” when you Bedazzle down below… Ever wonder what it actually looks like? Click on the link below and wonder no more! Totally SFW – it’s not really on the girl-parts, more along the lines of her beaver trail…
? ? ? ? GUESS WHO ? ? ? ?
Both of these actors turned down the starring role in James
Cameron’s Avatar……………Guess Whooooooooooo
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Before she was famous, Ke$ha was an awkard 13-year-old giving an off-key rendition of Radiohead’s “Karma Police” in her school’s talent show.
Director Marc Vorlander has developed a sequel to “Showgirls.” Because the first one simply didn’t fail hard enough.
*-*-* GUESS WHO *-*-*-
Both of these actors turned down the starring role in James
Cameron’s Avatar…
It’s Matt Damon and Jake Gyllenhaal…
“I don’t think they ever had a problem with the CG,” James said.
“Honestly, did I go out and try to woo them? No. I had my heart
set on Sam. Maybe they sensed my lack of 100 percent commitment
from me. Maybe it was the subject matter. This was a big Star
Wars-type movie. They’re both serious actors.”
Instead, Sam Worthington, who was living in his car while
struggling to become an actor, got the part. James says that he
only approached big-name stars to please the movie studio, but
Sam was always his first choice.
Sam has already signed up for the sequel to the flick, which has
earned more than $2.5 billion in theaters worldwide.
Jake next stars in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Matt is
up for best actor in a supporting role for drama Invictus.
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5 THINGS NOT WORTH SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON
According the “Cosmopolitan” magazine, there are 5 things you should never splurge on. The article says that these cheap tricks save you dollars but won’t make you feel like you’re sacrificing too much. I’m gonna have to say I disagree with most of them… When it comes to cereal, coffee and cocktails, you CAN tell a difference between “name brands” and generics. That’s just me though – how ‘bout you?
1. DESIGNER TIGHTS
Cash Sucker: Buying designer-label tights, which cost around $20 a pop at a department store.
Cheap Trick: Pick up non-designer tights. They go for about $10 and are often the same quality.
2. BRAND-NAME FOOD
Cash Sucker: Buying all brand-name food. For example, cereal costs $5 to $7 per box.
Cheap Trick: Go with store brands. The ingredients are often identical; they just package it more simply and price it about $3 to $4 a box.
3. COFFEE
Cash Sucker: Swinging into a coffee shop every morning for a latte. On average, you’ll spend $20 a week — that comes to $1,040 a year.
Cheap Trick: Pick up a $10 frother from a housewares store. Home-brew your own joe, then use the frother to whip up the milk.
4. MAIL
Cash Sucker: Purchasing stamps to mail your monthly bills — a year’s worth can add up to $50.
Cheap Trick: Pay your bills online by having the money automatically transferred from your bank account.
5. COCKTAILS
Cash Sucker: Going out to a trendy bar with friends is fun, but one martini can set you back $10.
Cheap Trick: Have everyone over to your place for some wine pre-going out. A bottle of decent vino runs the same as one drink at a bar.
ACCORDING TO TRIVIAL PURSUIT, WOMEN ARE BRIGHTER THAN MEN
Trivial Pursuit has driven a wedge between the sexes and declared that women are brighter than men! After a five-month online game and more than 15 million questions in nine languages, women were proclaimed the brighter sex. But their gift for gossip and showbiz trivia might have got them over the line.
Players were allowed to pick their own category, and women thought entertainment was a piece of cake, or a wedge of Trivial Pursuit pie, if you will. They answered twice as many entertainment questions as men, and beat men with 4,088,139 correct answers to 4,077,596.
But Deakin University senior lecturer Dr John Gough, whose expertise includes board games, cautioned against crowing too loudly. “Simple calculations of the difference in it shows women are in front by 0.3 per cent,” Dr Gough said. – Any way you look at it, a win is a win!!!!
LOVE SHOES? THEN YOU BETTER BE A FACEBOOKER!
If there were ever a reason to become a fan of a brand on Facebook, it’s this. Nine West has decided to give its social media supporters a bit of an incentive to shop (we are in a recession, after all) and has created specific shoe styles available for the brand’s loyal Facebook fans first. Nine West creative director Fred Allard has designed six styles for sale exclusively on Facebook, along with the handbags featured in their spring lookbook. And if owning the newest looks before everyone else isn’t enough, they’re offering 15 percent off and free shipping for the remainder of February.
NOW THAT I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND, MY EX WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
Woman’s been in a new relationship for a few months. Her ex BF won’t leave her alone and she doesn’t know what to do… “I dated a guy back in 2006 and part of 2007 who eventually broke up with me. I was upset at the time and then moved to another city so I could move on with my life. Well I have moved on with my life; I am currently dating a man I care about deeply. My current boyfriend and I have been together since this past December and “official” since January.
Since I started dating him, the old boyfriend has been occasionally sending me texts, writing on my Facebook wall, calling my phone and when I don’t pick up, he leaves me voicemails that send the message he’s desperate to talk to me. It’s clear to me that my old boyfriend has feelings for me — there was one phone call where he kept saying every inside joke we ever had.
I am beyond content in the relationship I have with my current boyfriend now and have no plans to wreck it. I have no ill feelings towards my old boyfriend; in my mind, he is something of what now feels like a past life. However, my current boyfriend is upset and angry that the old ex keeps trying to get in touch with me. I have no desire to create unnecessary drama and just want a peaceful life. How can I best handle the situation with without either of them getting all pissed off?”
