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FONSECA NET NEWS 02/27/10

February 27th, 2010 | No Comments

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we talked about Seth Green!!

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Actor Seth Green is off the market for good! Which means anywhere from 6 months to 2 years, in HOllywood time. He and girlfriend, actress/model Clare Green, are engaged. They haven’t yet revealed any details about their upcoming wedding.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE RECALL: Little Brownie Bakers, one of two U.S. companies that produces Girl Scout cookies, has recalled some batches of its Lemon Chalet Creme cookies. Not because they pose a health hazard, but because the oils used to make them are breaking down and causing a bad smell and taste. Customers who have purchased the Lemon Chalet Girl Scout cookies and believe they do not have proper taste or smell, should call (800) 962-1718, or e-mail Louisville-based Little Brownie Bakers at littlebrowniebakers@gmail.com.

STUFF YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT!!!

OPRAH AUCTION: Oprah is giving dozens of her old favorites a new life: From March 1 – 11, you can bid to win a pair of her shoes, her handbags, and more from her recent spring cleaning. All proceeds will benefit the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. You can read the entire story in the link below.

Are Alterations Included? Just Curious…

Talk queen Oprah Winfrey is going to be auctioning off her wardrobe on ebay to benefit her school in South Africa. 150 items, including clothes, shoes and bags, will go up on the auction block, including a ton of designer size 10 shoes that she can’t wear, as she recently discovered she actually wears a size 11. The auction will run on ebay from March 1st through March 11.

Be wary of the NyQuil! Heiress Casey Johnson’s official autopsy report has been released, and indicated that while there were no illegal drugs in her system at the time of her death, she did have a possible history of NyQuil in excess, and that it could have contributed to her death. Insulin, Motrin and Clonazepam were also found in her system.

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Former Poison frontman Brett Michaels and Miley Cyrus have recorded a rather disturbing song in which they discuss getting undressed. The 46-year-old’s duet with the 17-year-old Disney princess says, “Tonight in the darkness there’s nothing to lose…we both know better than this…still we can’t resist, we get undressed.” YUCK, you two. Come ON.

chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

Have you heard of the new Internet craze, Chat Roulette? It’s a website (www.chatroulette.com) where you are hooked up with a random person from anywhere around the world to chat online. If you need a little more info or want to see what it actually looks like and how it works, check out the video in the link below. It’s a little long, but the first 1:15 gives you a really good idea of what it’s all about.

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ARE YOU A SEX ADDICT? FIND OUT BELOW…

We’ve heard A LOT about sex addiction these days, thanks to the smiley Tiger Woods. Ever wonder if maybe you are (or someone know is) a sex addict? According to the Society for the Advancement of Sexual Health, an estimated 3 to 5 percent of Americans could fall in the category of having an addiction to sex.

Here are some general ways to know you might have crossed the line from healthy sexual interest to sexual addiction or compulsion:

1. You lie – This is the No. 1 way you know you’ve crossed the line: when you make up stories to get sex. If you lie with women to get them to have sex with you, you’re a predator and an addict.

2. Sex consumes you – If your interest in sex runs your life, you have a problem. Addicts are always preoccupied with hitting on someone, or picking someone up, or getting home to look at porn before their spouse comes home.

3. You’re “divorced, dead, fired or arrested” – If you continue your sexual activities even under threat of being “divorced, dead, fired or arrested,” you’re an addict. You ignore the consequences, knowing you could really screw yourself you, but you continue to do it anyway.

4. You have an intense interest in pornography – The pornography piece of this cannot be overstated. If you’re having sex with three different people in one week, and chances are you have a strong relationship with pornography.

5. You want to stop and you can’t – Sexual addiction is defined by a loss of control.

Men’s Sexual Addiction Screening Test

Women’s Sexual Addiction Screening Test

DO YOU SHARE YOUR PASSWORDS WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? IF SO, YOU MAY WANT TO RE-THINK IT

Jessica Zamora-Anderson and Paul Franco of Queens, New York, hardly had the ideal relationship. They met on Facebook in 2008 and were reasonably happy, until a year later when a screaming match ended with Paul chucking a cell phone at his girlfriend’s head. Soon after, Paul let Jessica know that he’d taken video footage of them doing the deed and he wasn’t afraid to make it public—so when he demanded $185 to get his towed car released from an impound lot, she paid up.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago, when Jessica tried to log into her Facebook page and her password was denied. She quickly realized that Paul had hijacked her account, changed her sexual preference to “gay,” and was writing her friends and family members and doing updates, posing as her. She contacted him, and he said he’d give her the account back – if she paid him $390. Which seems like a pretty random number, right? Anyway, we’re pretty amused that instead of paying up, Jessica went to the police. Paul is now facing charges of coercion and harassment. Just another reminder to NEVER share your password with anyone. Oh, and to not date psycho douchebags. More info on the story in the link below.

CALIFORNIA PASSES RESOLUTION FOR “CUSS FREE WEEK”

Californians had better start watching their mouths. The state Assembly passed a resolution yesterday that would establish the first week of March as “Cuss Free Week” throughout the state. If approved by the Senate next week, the measure would take effect immediately.

The resolution includes no enforcement mechanism and is simply meant to promote greater harmony and connectedness, said Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, a Democrat from La Canada Flintridge and co-author of the measure. “I’ve always wondered why we behave differently when grandma is watching than when we’re on our own,” said Portantino, who owned up to his share of four-letter words.

Portantino said the California Legislature, known for imposing strict clean air and clean water laws, is the first state legislative body in the nation to consider a statewide profanity-free week.

The resolution was inspired by a South Pasadena teenager, McKay Hatch, who started a No Cussing Club at his junior high school in 2007. Similar clubs have since cropped up in every state and 20 countries. Hatch, who traveled to Sacramento with his family to support the resolution, said he sees a link between foul-mouthed incivility and other forms of problem behavior, such as drug use and bullying. Next up for the 16-year-old? Promoting no-cussing measures in other states and internationally. “Next year I want to do a world tour,” he said. “Cussing is a hard habit to break, but anyone can do it.” – Stupid f*cking kid! Little son of a b*tch obviously doesn’t have a f*cking life and and the d*ckhead wants to impose his sh*tty beliefs on everyone else. The little f*cker needs to get his as* kicked!!! (just kidding, of course)

I DON’T WANT TO INVITE MY BROTHER’S OBNOXIOUS FIANCÉE TO MY GRADUATION PARTY

Girl is graduation from college this spring and doesn’t want to invite her brother’s fiancée to her grad party because she hates her. She’s at a loss as what to do, because she doesn’t want to piss her brother off… “I’m graduating from college in June. I’ve had a lot of setbacks and ups and downs that I had to deal with in order to get to where I am now, so I’m planning a party to celebrate my accomplishment. The problem is I do not want my older brother’s fiancée to attend. We do not get along and have a mutual understanding to keep out of each other’s way. The times that we do have to be around each other she always has something negative to say or a backhanded comment; and I just don’t want to be around that at my party.

I have tried being nice to her, but after she insulted our mother and disrespected me, I’ve given up on that route. She has constantly manipulated my brother into canceling plans that he and I have, causing us not to be as close as we once were (we barely talk now). I have a feeling that she’ll want to come just to make a good impression on our family (which has nothing to do with me or my party). As I prepare to send out invitations, I was wondering if I should just invite my brother (even though we aren’t very close) or should I invite him and his fiancée? If I just invite my brother; how can I tell him and/or her that I would rather she not come? I should also mention that the party I’m planning is a small one with just close friends and family, and since she is neither (yet) I do not feel the need to invite her. Help!”

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