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DIVORCE LAWYERS USE FACEBOOK TO DIG UP STUFF FOR THEIR CASES

A recent survey by the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers found 81 percent of their members are seeing a rise in divorce cases involving social networking evidence - mainly from Facebook. The same way casinos are designed without clocks and corners to make you forget how long you’ve been gambling, Facebook seems to hav cyber-blindness as to how many people you’re actually sharing info with.

That would be… well, let’s see: The average user has 130 friends, and those friends might share with their friends, and so on until you can’t even do the math, except to say that there are now half a billion members on the site. The other problem is human nature. We love to show off, and often post to boast (a knee-wobbly date, the tenth margarita, the view from Hotel Fiji), all of which, depending where you stand, can ruin a divorce case - or give you ammo, girlfriend. Of the divorce lawyers who have admitted that they mine Facebook for a smoking gun, they offer these 5 Facebook tips if you’re dealing with divorce:

1. He can block, but he can’t hide. In looking for evidence, even if you can’t get on your husband’s page, check out what his friends (including any woman he might be messing around with) are up to: You may find his photos or posts on someone else’s wall, or through his business contacts. It’s also worth seeing if you can get a mutual friend to go on his page for you.

2. Don’t discuss anything on Facebook that’s going on in court or between you and your lawyer.

3. Remember, the Wall has eyes: No matter what privacy settings you have, a friend may share your info. Also attorneys sometimes get permission to seize your computer and give it to a forensics specialist, who can find just about anything you have ever typed, scanned, posted, or deleted.

4. Restrain from de-Facing the ex: In the last couple of years, it’s gotten trendy to go straight from divorce court to turning your spouse into blog-kill. On Facebook, it’s even more tempting because you can trash the other person in front of all of your mutual friends. The thing is, you risk being slapped with a restraining order or, worse, being sued for slander or libel - especially if there are kids involved, and even more especially, if they’re on Facebook.

5. When it’s over, close that “Book.” A lot of people can’t stop visiting their ex on Facebook. It’s natural to want to know that the other person is miserable. And if there’s a picture of the new girlfriend, it’s good to know that she’s fat and ugly. But what if she’s gorgeous? And what if he looks happier than ever? Do you really need to see that? Before you click on the page, ask what you want it to do for you, because it can fuel terrible anxiety, and no matter how many times you check, at the end of the day, he’s dating someone else.

LISTEN UP GUYS - IF YOU WANT A 2ND DATE, MAKE SURE YOU SAY ONE OF THESE 4 THINGS ON THE FIRST DATE!

First dates are a lot like job interviews. You can’t score the soul mate or the paycheck without that first meet-and-greet. While some glide through this necessary evil with straight-A finesse, others bumble along a path of C-worthy mediocrity producing mixed results. Enter our first-date study guide for men. Whether or not you and that hot thing across from you will one day get married and pop out children, we can’t say, but you can’t go wrong following the four tactics below. Women love to hear these 4 things on a first date:

1. “I love that (insert clothing piece, hair style, tattoo, eye makeup).” When you first see us, compliment us. I know, I know - are we really that insecure? Are we really that vain? The answer is yes. But don’t paw and drool like imprisoned frat boys. We wouldn’t be on a date if we wanted someone grabbing our butt, surely there’s a dive bar down the street to provide that service if so desired. Instead, appreciate the beading on our turquoise bracelet, compliment our navy blue eyeliner or trench coat Of course, don’t go overboard and don’t force it. Rather, just verbalize what you’re thinking.

2. “And why do you say that?” This may come as a shock, but we’re as smart, funny and quirky as we are beautiful. Find out for yourself by asking questions and genuinely listening to the answers. You may begin to feel a bit like a therapist—which means you’re on the right path—and when you start to feel like the interviewer on a 60 Minutes reel, then you know you’re golden, baby. If you’re more ears then mouth on the first date, already you’ve distinguished yourself.

3. “Wow you’re good at…” Now give us an intelligence compliment. Something pertaining to our minds that isn’t overly obvious. Something that will make us think. This might be tricky, but once you start looking for it, the answers will be so apparent you’ll wonder why you haven’t done this your entire dating life. We’re insanely cerebral, us lady folk, and if you can get in our heads, your chances of getting in our pants skyrocket.

4. “To tell you the truth…” Yes, please do! Starting a sentence this way makes us feel like your guard is down and you’re letting us in on some secret aspect of yourself. Now, per point #2, this isn’t an invitation to go on and on about yourself, your high school lacrosse glory days or your foot fetish. Best to save this for a later date.

WONDERING IF HE’S A WOMANIZER? THESE 10 SIGNS SAY “HELL YES HE IS!”

Charming, attentive, interested, witty, flirtatious - these are all traits of a womanizer. A womanizer knows exactly how to make a woman feel special, different from the rest, and like his one and only. The only difference between a womanizer and a good man is a womanizer acts in this manner to get in your pants, not your heart. Being able to differentiate a good man from a womanizer is not as easy as we’d like it to be, but we have you covered. Here are 10 signs to help you make the distinction. But remember, even though he fits some of these characteristics doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a womanizer. Just don’t wear your heart on your sleeve; it’s always better to be safe than sorry! Here you go - 10 Signs He’s A Womanizer:

1. More Facebook posts from girls than guys. His Facebook wall consists of a bunch of girls saying, “I miss you,” “I want to hang out,” or “When am I seeing you?” Trouble!

2. He’s overly complimentary. “You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.” “You’re gorgeous, and I don’t throw that term around lightly.” “I’ve never been able to open up with a woman the way I have with you.” If he says all of this within the first 15 minutes of the date, then he’s probably wants one thing. Yup, what’s between your legs.

3. He confuses you with other girls. Nothing is worse than a guy calling you another girl’s name. Not only do you know that there is someone else, but he also can’t even keep the two of you straight.

4. He’s Mr. Future. Unless you’re a woman who is committed to being single, chances are you’re at least open to the idea of meeting someone to eventually settle down with. Womanizers know that, which is why they become Mr. Future. “We can do this, and we can do that, and we can go here and there.” Everything is we, we, we. Womanizers know how to give women what they want, but feel no guilt when they take it away.

5. He doesn’t have platonic female friends. A womanizer doesn’t need platonic girl friends because he’s interested in all of them. You can’t be platonic if there is sexual chemistry, right?

6 . He texts other girls, regularly. If he’s hanging out with you and is constantly on his phone texting other girls, chances are he’s not just interested in you.

7. He’s king of nicknames. Sweetie, babe, baby, honey, darling, these easy pet names are the perfect way to make a girl feel special without mixing up real names.

8. He keeps his cell phone locked. Men like to be shady in general. They rarely like anyone in their business, but if he’s got his phone on lock down and gets mad when you even glance in its direction, there is a reason for his secrecy.

9. His mother calls you another name. If he’s introducing you to his mother, it might seem like you’re special to him. After all, you’re meeting the family. But if his mother confuses you with someone else, perhaps there is a reason for it. You might not be the only woman he’s bringing home to mommy.

10. He’s known as a WOMANIZER. Where there is smoke, there is fire. His reputation didn’t come from him being a genuine guy. And you probably can’t change him. And why would you waste your time trying?

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