ZAC EFRON PARTIES AT NYC STRIP CLUB

During a recent trip to New York City promoting his new film, Charlie St. Cloud, Zac Efron and his High School Musical cast mate Corbin Bleu were spotted partying at Flashdancers Gentlemen’s Club from midnight until 3AM. They were seated in a VIP area behind the stage ordering bottles of vodka and showering the dancers with money. They reportedly bought several private dances with three girls in particular. In all, they spent about $2000 in three hours.

MIRANDA KERR & ORLANDO BLOOM ARE EXPECTING?

Victoria’s Secret model and newlywed Miranda Kerr is reportedly pregnant. She and Orlando Bloom married in a secret ceremony earlier this month after dating for three years, and rumors had been running rampant that Miranda was expecting. Sources say she’s about three months along, and is excited about becoming a mom, which she has talked about often in interviews along with her desire to settle down with Bloom. No word yet how this will affect Miranda’s modeling career with Victoria’s Secret.

MEL GIBSON TAPES ALL RECORDED IN ONE NIGHT

RadarOnline is now explaining the origin of the Mel Gibson tapes, and of course it’s a little scary. Mel made thirty phone calls to Oksana between the hours of 8PM and 6AM on February 18^th, after she fled his Malibu mansion. Included in those 30 phone calls are eight voicemails that are still being released. In one message Mel says: “Just making sure you’re awake, if you were trying to sleep. Because I am awake – and you deserve to be.” Oksana had previously told authorities investigating Mel for domestic violence that he made a series of threatening calls on February 18^th. Mel has still not commented on the tapes, and has only been seen publicly in the last few days after staying off the radar for the last month.

JENNIFER ANISTON TO STAR IN MOVIE WITH OLD SPICE GUY

Isaiah Mustafa, the former NFL player better known today as ‘the Old Spice guy’ continues to watch his star rise as it was announced yesterday that he’ll join the cast of Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. He also has a talent agreement with NBC, a guest spot on Chuck, and a role in Tyler Perry’s next movie. Mustafa is thrilled with the sudden success and has expressed interest in playing superheroes, but many are still wondering if he’ll be accepted in roles other than his one for Old Spice, with whom he still has a few months left on his contract

LINDSAY LOHAN STEWING IN JAIL

Lindsay Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told cameras outside the jail yesterday that Lindsay is upset over the prospect of going directly from jail to rehab because she wanted some time with her family first. Judge Revel has been very clear about Lindsay going to rehab as soon as possible after finishing her jail sentence and there isn’t likely to be any leeway granted here. Holley also said that Lindsay has been eating the jail’s food and looks ‘great’. She’s expected to be released this weekend after serving less than two weeks of her twelve-week sentence.

SIMON MONJACK SPENT ALL OF BRITTANY MURPHY’S MONEY?

Brittany Murphy’s former business manager, Jeffery Morgenroth, has come forward to claim that Simon Monjack completely cleaned out Brittany’s pension and bank accounts before his death. Morgenroth says there were huge amounts of money in the accounts that is now gone, and he has concerns about Brittany’s mother, Linda, who is now facing a lot of financial uncertainty. Simon’s mother, on the other hand, is said to be after everything that’s left, including the late couple’s home – where Linda is still living.

RACHEL UCHITEL WALKS OUT OF CELEBRITY REHAB

Rachel Uchitel reportedly quit Celebrity Rehab after the first day of filming and fled to a hotel, where producers then talked her into coming back the next morning. An inside source says that Rachel was overwhelmed by the scrutiny involved in recovery and her instinct was to escape. She has apparently never faced her issues before, and was pushed over the edge. The show’s producers allegedly made her realize that if she continues to run from her problems she’ll never be able to live a healthy life.

TIBITS OF GOSSIP I DON’T CARE ABOUT

• The new issue of Star has pictures of Angelina Jolie involving heroin, a dog leash, and black nipple tape that were sold to them by Jolie’s old drug buddy. Seriously.
• The latest reports say that Jessica Simpson is in talks with Fox to become a judge on American Idol.
• Susan Lucci has made a book deal to write her memoir.
• Amy Fisher is about to produce and star in four porno films. The married mother of three has done this before but only with women as not to upset her husband.
• Condoleezza Rice played the piano for several songs while Aretha Franklin sang at a charity concert this week. Reports are that Condi was fine but played it safe.
• Officials say that the only reason Lindsay Lohan got to keep her hair extensions in jail is because they were too hard to remove.
• Russell Crow says that he wont leave Australia for at least the end of the year because he wants to spend time with his kids.
• Diablo Cody welcomed her first baby on Tuesday, a boy named Marcello Daniel.
• Bob Barker has quickly apologized for saying that Drew Carey fails to add much excitement to The Price Is Right.