FONSECA TV 08/04/10

EVE MENDES MAKES A SEX TAPE

Enough with the Montana Fishburne sex tape, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, the additional Amy Fisher sex tapes to come. Finally, super-hot, totally sexy, and completely steamy actress Eva Mendes has released a sex tape that I can’t wait to get my hands on. There’s night-vision effects, a three-way, and pretty much every position you can imagine. I don’t think there’s anything more empowering than seeing a woman make a buck off her own sex tape. This is true feminism. Hee hee….

NEWSCASTER HATES BADMINTON

You know what really pisses me off? Badminton

OHH poor KITTY

CAT CAN’T JUMP

FONSECA TV 08/03/10

TERESA GUIDICE (”REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ”) PIMPS A TANNING SALON

Teresa Giudice of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” must be really, really hard up for money. I guess her estate auction didn’t fetch as much as she was counting on because she is now endorsing fake baking. I hope that Sizzle Tans is at least giving her free tanning as payment for her work. It might be a struggle for her to afford it with the implementation of the tanning tax. Actually, being a fan of hers I’m a little embarrassed for her… poor thing… Although I will say she has a rockin’ body for recently having baby number 4.

IRON CHEF AMERICA COMPILATION

Today’s secret ingredient is…

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OUT TO LUNCH

Dog and turtle eat Cheerios together.

FUNNY

The meanest prank ever

FONSECA TV 07/28/10

FIGHT!

Drop the gloves! Most adorable hockey fight ever.

BIEBER TEASER

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GRAND THEFT TURTLE

Turtle steals BBQ grill, very slowly.

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MICHAEL LOHAN DROPPED THE F BOMB

Shepard Smith gets Michael Lohan a little hot around the collar. Audition only. Do not Air

Texas girl gets ‘twilight’ teeth makeover

16-year-old Taylor Walker got Twilight fangs installed

ANOTHER OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL – MMMMMMMM!

Old Spice hottie, Isaiah Mustafa, is back with an Old Spice quickie

OLD DUDES IN UNDIES SPOOF “CALIFORNIA GURLS”

If you want to look at saggy old dudes with blush smeared on their faces singing about constipation in a parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls,” then by all means, watch this disturbing video

WEDDING FAIL

FONSECA TV 06/08/10

JUDE LAW DOES KARAOKE

Jude Law is so freaking hot I’d watch him do just about everything. Yes, even karaoke. Jude starts singing the Chuck Berry classic “Johnny B Goode” about 44 seconds in — a little tone deaf, but in a hot way.

BLOW OUT

Ready to watch a guy blow up a swimming pool? Awesome.

RICK ROL

This cat gets Rick-Rolled

FONSECA TV 06/07/10

VAMPIRE KIDNAPPED

An overzealous fan kidnapped a cutout of Robert Pattinson from a Russian theater

DANCING TURTLE

I may not understand this turtle, but I love him just the same.

ALICIA KEYS FALLS

Pregnant Alicia Keys falls onstage, but everything is fine!

FONSECA TV 07/06/10

CRAZY KELLY BENSIMON SHARES HER DAILY DIET (LUCKY US)

Good God - not only did Kelly Bensimon tweet last week that she’d soon be making an exercise video, the crazy-but-trim star of “The Real Housewives of New York City” just released a home video detailing her daily diet too! She explains she eats next to nothing six days a week and then binges on the seventh day (just like the gospel says to do! Er, wait … ). New drinking game: every time Kelly says “very” or “really,” take a shot. Drink an entire Corona every time she says “nightmares.”

JANET IS BACK

Janet Jackson gets cozy with a male fan at the Essence Music Festival.

TASTE THE RAINBOW

Hiker guy freaks out over a double rainbow

FONSECA TV 06/02/10

BEST MOVIE INSULTS

The 100 best movie insults in under ten minutes. NSFW

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

Awesome four-year-old drummer. Great song too.

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BALL CLOCKS GUY IN THE FACE WHILE ON THE PHONE AT A YANKEES GAME

A fan at a Yankees game was hit in the face with the ball while taking a call on his cell phone. The ball hits the warning track, then bounces up and over the wall, hitting the dude square in the face. LOVE that one of the newscasters calls him an “idiot!”

GREATEST LIMBO EVER

How low can you go?

FONSECA TV 06/30/10

DANCING GRANPA!!

CHECK HIM OUT!!

NO SOCCER FUN!!!

This dog has strong opinions about the World Cup

FONSECA TV 06/29/10

COUNTRY HIP HOP DANCING

I guess this cowboy hip-hop dance craze never caught on the way it should have. I say it’s not too late. I’ve been doing the country version of the running man and the Roger Rabbit for years now and didn’t even know it. Who’s with me? Let’s bust a move. The dancing begins at about :30 mark.

TWILIGHT MEETS THE VUVUZELA

Those annoying Vuvuzelas are everywhere! They’ve even invaded “Twilight.” It’s the “Eclipse” trailer with a TON of Vuvuzelas blowing in the background – the perfect use for those annoying horns!

SLEEPING FERRET

Now a problem we can all relate to: being unable to wake up your ferret.

FONSECA TV 06/28/10

DOG & FRISBEE

Dog climbs tree to get Frisbee. Well, sort of.

ROOF JUMP

Kid jumps from one roof to another. Here’s hoping the second roof belongs to a hospital.

FONSECA TV 06/24/10

FED EX SCHOOL OF GOLFING BUSINESS

It’s a Fed Ex commercial comparing golf to business. At the end of the commercial, the guy kicks a golf ball into the hole. Rumor has it that it has not been photoshopped or edited in any way. Not sure if I believe the rumor, but it still is pretty cool it if it’s legit

EXTREME TURTLE

This turtle is either a daredevil…or has a death wish.

EARLY GAGA

Check out this video of Lady GaGa from the 2007 Lollapalooza music festival, before anybody knew who she was

FONSECA TV 06/21/10

Watch as Glee star Chris Colfer demonstrates his skill with Sai Swords on this British talk show

WORST MOM EVER

DEMON CAT

Ever seen a cat possessed by demons? You have now..

FONSECA TV 06/17/10

SHAMWOW GUY PITCHES EMINEM’S NEW ALBUM

Vince, the ShamWow infomercial guy, (and the guy who beat up a hooker) is here to pitch Eminem’s new album, “Recovery.” “You’re gonna be clappin’ when you hear Eminem rappin.”

FONSECA TV 06/16/10

BOOB DESK

Get one for every room of the house

FONSECA TV 06/15/10

DON”T TURN AROUND/ALEJANDRO MASH UP

For those of you who think Lady Gaga’s new single “Alejandro” sounds an awful lot like “Don’t Turn Around” by Ace of Base, you aren’t alone! In fact, someone’s already gone ahead and made a mash-up of the two songs. Seems like Madonna wasn’t the only artist Gaga ripped off, eh?

THE AMPUTEE RAP

Josh Sundquist is a Paralympic Ski Racer and the author of “Just Don’t Fall.” He lost his left leg to cancer and he’s rapping about it. It’s actually pretty well done.

GIRL LIGHTS ASS ON FIRE

I didn’t think girls acted like this

TURTLE SAVES FRIEND

Watch as this turtle saves his overturned buddy

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A woman passed away from ALS last month. Instead of the usual, typical service, she sent a “live feed” from heaven (Carla is also the subject of the upcoming documentary “Leave Them Laughing: A Musical Comedy About Dying”). A friend of mine was a little creeped out by it, but I think it’s FABULOUS!!! It’s almost 10:00 minutes long, but it’s brilliant!!

AIR BAG BLOWS DOOR OFF

Guy put two side airbags into a dryer, closed the lid, turned it on its side, then blew them up. He was hoping that the airbags would blow the door off the dryer. Well, turned out that they actually blew the dryer up! It happens at about the 1:40 mark. The aftermath destruction is unbelievable! Can you imagine being hit by one of these things? I know they are designed to save you, which they do, but holy crap! **NSFW – language.

BOY SPOOFS OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL

Ask any woman and she probably loves her some old spice man. You know, Isaiah Mustafa, the one who’s on a horse and says, “look at him, look back at me, I’m on a horse.” Anyway, here a kid spoofs the commercial. Apparently Old Spice is strong enough for a kid, too

CHRIS ROCK ON LENO

Chris Rock really let Jay Leno have it in this clip from his hilarious Tonight Show segment on Friday. He starts right off laying into him and then he calls him a ‘bad man’ at about the 3:00 mark.

JET SKI FAIL

How not to park your jet ski. I mean seriously, who is this guy?

FONSECA TV 06/09/10

It’s a rap-inspired fireworks safety video created by three Michigan firefighters. Midland Fire Department firefighters Mark Laux, Roger Bebeau and Steve Makowski created the rap video about summer fireworks safety. Just in time for the upcoming 4th of July.

NEW LADY GAGA VIDEO

Lady GagGa’s highly anticipated new video for ‘Alejandro’ has been released

HAND VAGINA

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A father and son were videotaping planes taking off and landing at Lake Hood in Anchorage, AK on 6/7/09. The wind kicked up and sent the plane taking off right at the two of them and then it crashed seconds later

Mötley Crüe performed in Copenhagen last Wednesday (June 10). That day Sweden played Malta in soccer. Three minutes into the video someone throws a Swedish flag on stage. The Danish crowd seems a little irritated by Vince wrapping himself in the Swedish flag.

06/15/09

Funny or Die has done it again… It’s a GM and Chrysler Blowout Sale! Not cars though, but employees! Click the link below to find out how to get your discounted employee now!

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The Today Show recently did a segment about Adult ADD. Apparently the host suffers from it… You have to listen closely, but she calls Dr. Janet Taylor, “Dr. “Genitalia.” Good times!

If this doesn’t make you laugh out loud, there is something wrong with you. Don’t watch the guy in the video, watch the translator. He’s talking about sex (in another language, but it doesn’t matter) and she’s signing it.

Nick Afanasiev doing some amazing trick’s with his record-setting long tongue! Nick has one of the longest tongues in the world. He showed his tongue off on several TV shows, including - iCarly, Tonight Show with Jay Leno, America’s Got Talent, Wealth TV’s Variety Showcase, UK’s Oops TV, and several more. Nick works on getting more TV time for his tongue, as well as his film/tv acting career.

We found a news story about a British cat named Charlie that can climb walls. The owner says, “If no one hears him meowing to come in at the front door, Charlie just wanders round to the back and climbs up to the balcony to get in that way.” It’s a two-story stucco wall. Amazing!

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Drunken guy + bicycle don’t mix. Kinda funny, kinda sad… It’s always funny to see a drunken guy stumbling all over the place… Sad however, because this guy really seems to have some troubles….

SUICIDE ATTEMPT CAUGHT ON TAPE

An Israeli woman laid herself on the tracks just before a train roared

through a crossing in an apparent suicide attempt. But seconds after the train

passed, she got up and walked away almost unhurt. The incredible scene was

captured on the closed circuit security TV system at the Kfar Vitkin level

crossing in Israel’s north. The video shows the woman calmly approaching the

tracks and lying down between them. The train passes over her at high speed, and

then she gets up, picks up her shoes and walks to her car. Police spokesman

Micky Rosenfeld said Tuesday that two days after the bizarre event, police have

not yet found the woman. Rosenfeld speculated that she was attempting suicide or

mentally unbalanced (ya think?!).

Not sure if the timing on this is appropriate given the Air France plane missing, but the video is of a small plane over-shooting the runway. Ask Sully – landing a plane does take skill.

Remember tennis star Monica Seles’ grunting-style of tennis? This girl, Michelle Larcher de Brito, puts Ms. Seles to shame. It’s a 7 minute video, but the first 20 secs is all you need

I.F.H. MONDAY’S from Nick Swardson

Funny or Die has done it again…This time starring David Spade, Nicholaus Goossen and Nick Swardson. They all work for I.F.H Monday’s…It’s a pardoy of T.G.I. Friday’s. ***NOTE CONTENT - F-BOMBS FLY*** (NSFW)

Watch X-treme Jump Rope on CollegeHumor

This dude has MAD jump rope skills… I wonder if he got beat up on the playground as a kid…

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Emeniem teaches Jimmy to rap

The photographer suing Chris Brown for assault is gonna really regret talking to paparazzi outside the LA Fitness where he was allegedly attacked — because in this video he says “Chris is a good guy … it’s no big deal.” Nowhere in the video does he mention Brown’s bodyguards ever physically assaulted him.

Talented Coffee Cup Drummer - Watch more Funny Videos

Very cool video of a soldier playing the drums on coffee cups.

Ultimate Redneck Ride. Who thinks of these things, let alone actually spends the time and resources building it?

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Spiderman” street performer meets “The Birds.” Ya think Spidey may have done something to this woman to cause her to seek revenge??

Ellen DeGeneres was at Tulane University, in New Orleans, for graduation. The comic/show host was born and raised in New Orleans, so the the school invited her to give the commencement speaker. She nailed it. Hilarity…

SANDWICH SONG FROM HELL Someone made an extended dance re-mix of the Subway sandwich $5 footlong song.

This time it’s Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds and Betty White bringin’ the funny.

Watch out - this Kentucky redneck is after your radio job. (Heez a newz reeder.) You might could find some funny drops in this here video.

Thousands of professional dancers tried out for Michael Jackson and his upcoming This Is It comeback shows in London. all you Wacko Jacko fans can see an exclusive video of the rehearsals here.

Alice in Wonderland, remixed: “Smokin’ on the Dro,” by Three Six Mafia. *** NOTE CONTENT - HEAVY WEED REFERENCES ***

Blake Lewis has NOTHING on this chick! Wholly crap!

GREAT Slushee commercial!

News Video: A large metal baggage container was sucked into an engine of a Boeing 747 (Japan Airlines) as it was leaving a terminal gate at LAX.

VIRAL VIDEO: Ms Panama’s Take on Confucius . . . DOH!

Everyone remembers Justin Timberlake’s Saturday Night Live performance of ‘D**k in A Box’. This Saturday on SNL- the sequel showed up and was just as fantastic as the first. Add JT’s version of ‘Poker Face’ and ‘Just Dance’ by Lady Gaga… brilliance.

If you’ve been living in a cave, or your internet was cut-off in April, you maybe don’t know about The Voca People - a new phenomenal vocal theater act. Their performance combines amazing vocal sounds and acapella singing . . . with NO instruments. Here’s a video (it gets good at about 1:20 in):

Familiar with the “Jizz in My Pants” viral video? Well the ladies have responded with “Puke in My Mouth.” Here’s the Video:

listen to him talk nasty!!

Watch this video remix of slapshot!!

SWINE FLU PSA-70′S

OPS! SHE DID IT AGAIN! VIDEO OF BRIT’S INFAMOUS TAMPON STRING

We brought you the photo of Britney’s tampon string hanging out during her performance in Anaheim last week. Today we offer you the video…

KEIRA KNIGHTLY ANTI-VIOLENCE AD BANNED FROM UK

British advertising censors have branded an anti-domestic violence ad starring Keira Knightley too shocking for TV, and are refusing to allow it to be broadcast unless key scenes are cut.

CELL PHONES POP POPCORN

The link shows a series of videos “testing” the theory of whether or not you can pop popcorn with cell phones. It’s hard to argue when you see it.

MAN FALLS WHILE PRETENDING TO FALL

A 23-year-old Bloomington, MN man is in stable condition from falling off a bridge, while pretending to fall. The man, who had been drinking, told his friend to pull over into the emergency lane so he could relieve himself into the Minnesota River. The man climbed onto the ledge of the Highway 77 Bridge, looked at his friend and pretended to fall… Moments later, he actually fell into the river. Emergency services were called and the fire department had to use a chairlift to pluck him out of the river.